I am a Gilbert Arenas owner. Should I listen to some blues, drink a bottle of scotch, cry in my pillow...?

...kick my dog, go to church, throw my laptop against the wall, refuse to pay for my league, pick up Antonio Daniels, try out for the Wizards, get a medical degree and figure out how to speed up his recovery, egg his house, eat an entire chocolate cake, do some research and find the best replacement possible and suck it up, call my Mom, pick up Beno Udrich, dry heave for awhile, take a vacation, lock myself in my bedroom and play REM's "Everybody Hurts" as loud as possible, sit fully dressed in my bathtub in the fetal position with the shower running a la "Crying Game", watch "terms of Endearment", watch college hoops to find the next best thing for next year's draft, or something else? Please advise, thank you.